March 2012
“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via reign-overme)
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
me when i'm happy: omg im gonna cry
me when i'm sad: omg im gonna cry
me when i'm hungry: omg im gonna cry
me when i'm tired: omg im gonna cry
youngstero:
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
I like my men like I like my coffee,
penumbras:
nowhere near my vagina.
dumbuttt:
girls that have unprotected sex and are devastated when they find out they’re pregnant
“You have played,
I think)
And broke the toys you were fondest of,
And are a...”
– ― E.E. Cummings (via drabbard)
why are you all following me
is someone paying you
is it my mom
Katniss: about three things i was absolutely positive.
Katniss: first, peeta was a baker.
Katniss: second, there was a part of him-- and i didnt know how dominant that part might be-- that thirsted for my love
Katniss: and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably a bitch to him
failstun:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
I wonder if Tim Burton ever wakes up in the night...
fuqdapolise:
HELENA I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. I CAN MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT UNDEAD THINGS AND YOU CAN BE IN IT! I’LL GET JOHNNY ON THE PHONE. WHERE’S DANNY’S NUMBER?
white girl: you only live once!
cat:
Hindu:
Jesus:
Zombie:
