Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via reign-overme)
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me when i'm happy: omg im gonna cry
me when i'm sad: omg im gonna cry
me when i'm hungry: omg im gonna cry
me when i'm tired: omg im gonna cry
youngstero: walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
I like my men like I like my coffee,
penumbras: nowhere near my vagina.
dumbuttt: girls that have unprotected sex and are devastated when they find out they’re pregnant
You have played, I think) And broke the toys you were fondest of, And are a...– ― E.E. Cummings (via drabbard)
why are you all following me is someone paying you is it my mom
Katniss: about three things i was absolutely positive.
Katniss: first, peeta was a baker.
Katniss: second, there was a part of him-- and i didnt know how dominant that part might be-- that thirsted for my love
Katniss: and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably a bitch to him
failstun: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
I wonder if Tim Burton ever wakes up in the night...
fuqdapolise: HELENA I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. I CAN MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT UNDEAD THINGS AND YOU CAN BE IN IT! I’LL GET JOHNNY ON THE PHONE. WHERE’S DANNY’S NUMBER?
white girl: you only live once!